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| One more step and Jess knew the man would begin to sizzle and pop. Only the children could walk on the sacred hopscotch path. |
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| `And I tell you this room is haunted!' |
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| `Eeurgh, I have trod in something !' `Smells like fox`s ....' |
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| `You could feed a small town!' `But I can't cook!' replied the chicken |
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| Mr Hush was the widower at No 52. His wife had died over a year ago and he was now eligible to be `netted' by the ladies.  |
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| `Stop staring at his breasts!' Jill told herself, but she found them so erotic ..... |
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| `I got a letter today!' |
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| One man went to mow |
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| `And the rainbow definitely touched this spot? The end of the rainbow was here?' `Oh yes, I think so ....' |
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| `And you won't mind if I'm Frank?' `Good God! But that's equally absurd!' `Maybe' replied George `But maybe if the world was planned a bit better there wouldn't be so many Livias.' |
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| Justin hoped no-one would notice that his Readers' Wives' photo was done in his shed and Rose was laying on the dog's bed. |
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| `Of course I miss you, but I'm treasurer of the bowls' club now so I'm not ready to join you in heaven.' |
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| As he ran he wondered how to retrieve his clothes that now lay under her husband's side of the bed. |
